What is Battered Cavern?
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Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
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The Biggest of all insults, named after our favorite idiot, Andrew Jinkins.
Andrew got dumped and then ass raped, Thats a Jinkins Moad...
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A metric shitloadof money.
Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.
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