What is Battersplank?
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Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)
is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.
<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>
Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!
Random Words:
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The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry
I gave your girlfriend the nicest california drought last night
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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
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