Battersplank

What is Battersplank?


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Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)

is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.

<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>

Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!


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