What is Battery Acid?
1.
The combination of sweat, and vaginal discharge that collects in and around a girls vagina after any strenuous exercise, usually a night of dancing at a club.
This combination of fluids creates a liquid so sour, it can literally dissolve the tastebuds right off your tongue!!
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Dude, i just went down on that chick in the bathrooms and now i cant feel my tongue!! That was some serious battery acid!!
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2.
The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.
Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.
Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.
3.
Pay no attention to that other definition. The REAL battery acid is a mixture of a sparks energy/alcohol drink with 2-4 shots of your favorite vodka, preferrably a citrus, making one hip drink. The term "battery" comes from the striking similarity the can has to an energizer battery. Just hook it up and get ready to party.
Partygoer #1: Check out Teo on the dance floor. How's he able to blow up so huge?!
Partygoer #2: Must've had some battery acid.
4.
The stuff inside storage batteries
If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.
5.
Any of several "diet" sodas, especially Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. The term originates from the drinks' taste.
"Do you want some battery acid, man?"
"No, thank you."
"Ah well. More for me."
