What is Batting Above His Average?
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When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
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