What is Batting Glove?
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A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a
gak towel around all the time.
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a sexual orientation in which a person is sexually attracted to internet cartoons.
Sorry, Charlie the Unicorn, Salad Fingers and I cant..
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A name for someone with too much gum and not enough tooth
Joanne had a bad tooth to gum ratio, she was a zoe moulding
See zoe, tooth, ..
