Batting Glove

What is Batting Glove?


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A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

See jack off, masturbate, jerking off, gak towel


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