Batting Off

What is Batting Off?

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So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school

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Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.

Person 2 - Me too.

Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck

Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

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