Batting Practice

What is Batting Practice?


1.

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.

Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.

Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

2.

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

See batting practice, cum dumpster, slut, whore, gangbang, worthless

3.

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

See bp, beer pong, beer, pong

4.

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

See toke, the strikeout, bong rip, blaze

5.

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

See wang, stones, toilet, kidney


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