Battle Creek Blowjob

What is Battle Creek Blowjob?


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When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.

"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"

See blowjob, anal, birmingham booty call, percussion, kinky, anus


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