Battle Of Neath 1799

What is Battle Of Neath 1799?


1.

See Margam Castlefor the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!

"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath


70

Random Words:

1. From the game Super Smash Brothers, when you are facing Link in vs mode, and he uses his down and A move right near the edge of the wall..
1. A blanket term to describe any person originating from the Indian sub-continent. Usually derogatory, although in some cases it may be af..
1. A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleate..