What is Battle Pants?
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Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.
Zander: "Let's go outside"
DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"
Zander: "KAY."
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Anyone who can throw a rock more than 50 yards.
Hey, Sarge, what do you want me to do with the five Iraqi Sharp Shooters?
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