Battle Pants

What is Battle Pants?


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Jeans; You can do pretty much anything and everything in jeans. Jeans never fail, although they do tear. If something is worthy of battle gear, it can do pretty much anything.

Zander: "Let's go outside"

DJ: "Lemme get on a pair of mah battle pants first"

Zander: "KAY."

See battle pants, jeans, pants, pantaloons, slacks


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