Battle Scars Edit Meaning

1.

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.

man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.

See poop, toilet, turd, shit

2.

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.

"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."

See crap, toilet, scars, sci-fi, butt

3.

The stretch markswomen get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.

Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.

See stretch marks, nasty