Battle Wank

What is Battle Wank?


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When a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid. He then "battles" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.

Pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank.

See battle wank, wank, masturbate, masturbation, drunk


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