What is Battleship?
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(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.
After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.
2.
A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.
"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."
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3.
The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.
So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?
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4.
A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.
B-8!
You sunk my battleship!
5.
The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.
"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"
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6.
A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.
The Yamato was the biggest battleship ever.
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An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.
Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.
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