Battling Blumpkin

What is Battling Blumpkin?

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

See blumpkin, poop, sex, freaks, doodoo

Ass-backwards

1. adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee) Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-ba..

W.m.e.

1. Weapons of Mass Erection: boobs vagina long tongue nice lips pretty face ass Angelina Jolie legs hot girl O yeah she's d..

Tournae

1. A tournament where badgers get whacked off by people and people bet on the badger to jizz first sam: hey you going to that tournae toni..

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