Battling Blumpkin

What is Battling Blumpkin?

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

See blumpkin, poop, sex, freaks, doodoo

Keyore

1. When you throw something at someone and yell KEYORE! as you do it. Usually the substance thrown is Fart matter, Dookie, or Splooge. Me:..

Purple Flour

1. Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour..

Liquid Dick

1. 1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times. 2. A man who's dickis incapable of holding in his baby liquid. Hey docto..

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