Battling Blumpkin

What is Battling Blumpkin?

When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.

The Hilton Sisters would look hot giving me a Battling Blumpkin

See blumpkin, poop, sex, freaks, doodoo

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