Battymonkey Edit Meaning

1. One of the infinite varieties of phrase that can occur when a fat person mashes the keyboard with their fat fingers. See also lzsdih, ks..

1. A Cadillac Eldorado, in gangsta-speak. A preferred car of the pimp, especially those models produced from 1971-1978. Pimped-out Eldora..

1. A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead. Aww..