Battymonkey Edit Meaning

1. Commonly used as Zeleb, a term for a Z-List Celebrity. Did you see the annoying interview with that Zelebrity. See celeb, celebrity, v..

1. when a penis is erect, it is hard as pie. When I saw that hot girl, my dick got "hard as pie" See erect, boner, hard as pie,..

1. The act of shitting on your partner's face after eating spicy food. My girlfriend and I went to Taco Bell for dinner, she promised..