What is Battyrag?
literally
a batty rag
a rag for the batty
used to rag the batty.
basically..toilet paper.
"Mummm we've run out of the battyrag"
Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*
"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."
See batty, rag, bum, toilet, paper