Bauered Edit Meaning

1.

To be completely and utterly dominated, or owned. If someone snaps your finger, you have been Bauered. If someone headshots you, you have been Bauered. If someone leaves a bundle of bullets in a self-made time-delay system to provide cover for themself in a gun battle, while running round to a new position, to then shout "Hey!" and shoot you, you have been Bauered. If someone takes out your helicopter with a pistol, you have been well and truly Bauered.

"I had him in custody, but somehow he escaped. I've just been well and truly Bauered."

See owned, 24, jack, bauer, bauered

2.

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

3.

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered

See 24, bauer, torture, ctu

4.

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".

When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.