What is Bauer-status?
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a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!
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