What is Baumer?
1.
a thorough ass raping
Bend over my friend because this test is about to give you a baumer.
2.
N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.
Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
or
Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!
3.
A person who gave up on life, a wasteman.
Neil, you are a fucking baumer. You gave up on life didnt you!
See
4.
1. Totally stupid and gay in the worst possible degree. Ultimately disgraceful, and cause for immediate death.
(taking its roots from the GS era)
Ellio: TA sucks my nuts..
Tom: Seriously dude.. you so fucking Baumer..
5.
a guy i want to
Dr. Baumer loses at badmitton.
