Baumgart

What is Baumgart?

To masturbatein class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.

Dude #1: Did you see Dave?

Dude #2: No, what'd he do?

Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.

Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...

See masturbate, whacking it, jacking off, handjob, beat the meat

Janet Jackoff

1. What people do while watching the superbowl The horny old guy maneuvered a Janet Jackoff when Michael Jackson showed everone his vagina..

Bowl Spackle

1. When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet. I ate some taco ..

Jumpfrious

1. extreme joy; extatic Billy was jumpfrious when he recived his award See Bubba..

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