Baumgart

What is Baumgart?

To masturbatein class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.

Dude #1: Did you see Dave?

Dude #2: No, what'd he do?

Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.

Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...

See masturbate, whacking it, jacking off, handjob, beat the meat

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Jolts

1. Lines of cocaine. Did you get the jolts? See trick..

Aquatard

1. A retard who lives in the water. That aquatard beached himself. Bummer. See aquatard, retard, water, whale..

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