Baumgart

What is Baumgart?


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To masturbatein class. Possibly done by shaking your legs so your thighs hit your wang.

Dude #1: Did you see Dave?

Dude #2: No, what'd he do?

Dude #1: He was baumgarting it.

Dude #2: That noise was his leg hitting the table! That's messed up...

See masturbate, whacking it, jacking off, handjob, beat the meat


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