What is Bavarian Illuminati?
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Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.
Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!
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What you tell your friends when they ask what took you so long in the rest room.
Sorry it took me so long, I was dropping your kids off..
