What is Bavarian Illuminati?
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Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.
Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!
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Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses..
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Inserting the penis into a stubbly vagina.
"Shit dawg my mom forgot to shave last night, I had to fuckin rappacactus!"
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