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Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.
JOHN: Why?..
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The act of unzipping the pants and whipping out the male member. May be considered foreplay to the zip and flip. But generally done to p..
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A woman whose diet consists of lard. Makes sounds like "blarg." They also like ham, and are really fat and disgusting, but do..
