What is Baxter?
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A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.
"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.” --Michael Showalter--
"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."
aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.
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a sexy little man fish
he loves swimming long walks on beaches and to eat gold fish flakes. gets scared when fingers are put into bowl. but if tapping bowl he will come to your finger. he likes listening to music, enjoys laughing, and loves good homes. if you would like to meet him go to a pet store near you.
flakes bowl man sexy fish Baxter
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The guy you love to hate who steals your job, girlfriend or wife.
A trusted friend and companion who steals the show, is your only friend and defends you against bears.
A cat.
(See Evan Baxter, Bruce Almighty).
(See dog, Anchorman).
(See Meow Mix).
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A guy or girl you "settle" for becuase you can't be with the on you really love.
yo I really miss my ex-girlfriend but that baxter over there will do just fine.
5.
A baker, especially a female baker.
The little old lady was a baxter
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A term used to descibe a Wack individual, who likes the cock.
"that baxter is a wackster who like the cackster"
"what a baxter"
"wow, that dude is the biggest baxter"
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A person who has no friends, yet believes themself to be your friend despite verbal and physical signals. A Baxter is also somebody who smokes your bud even though they havent put in for it.
"Man, Rich is such a Baxter"
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