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Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted sm..
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when a guy gets his cock stuck in a jet
I was with this girl in the pool last night and we were really drunk I thought i had it in her ..
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A breif, violent fart.
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"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly..