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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
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Someone who's so ugly that each time you think of her, you'd puke, so you can't have sex with her, and if you have sex wi..
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a method of jerkin' your gerkin'.. moving up from the base to the tip till you jizz on the girls face
dude, i did the upsie w..