Bayhem

What is Bayhem?


1.

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.

A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?

B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."

B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?

See movies, action, bruckheimer, film, explosion

2.

The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.

A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?

B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."

B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?

See mayhem, explosions, action, bruckheimer, movies


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