Baywatch Fuck

What is Baywatch Fuck?

1.

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed

* Actually fucking in slow mo

* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror

* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex

* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.

* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.

* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

See baywatch, sex, fuck, disrespect, beach, hoff, david hasselhoff

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