Baywatch Fuck

What is Baywatch Fuck?

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During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed

* Actually fucking in slow mo

* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror

* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex

* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.

* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.

* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

See baywatch, sex, fuck, disrespect, beach, hoff, david hasselhoff

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