What is Baywatch Speed?
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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Sloaring around, opening potentials for being a sloar.
Danielle is exsloaring Timmy's personal space...
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The new 999 number, from the IT Crowd.
TV Guy: So, remember the new number
TV Singing People: 01189998819991197253
See 999, 011899988..
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Sexual act involving masturbating a girl, then having hand fall into the vagina without much effort. Man then begins to make thumb war m..
