What is Baywatch Speed?
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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Another term for sex
"Man, I'm so horny I could really use some heat injections"
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A quifftastic person that no one likes, that people make fun of all day in class
Look at that little queefytits wearing his little quee..