What is Baywatch Speed?
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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Golden Tallywackers refer to the scoring system of bocce ball.
Wow, thats worth a whopping 2 golden tallywackers, bocce good throw!..
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A day that is exactly 1 year before the planned event such as wedding (term originally coined by Sean Ryan).
I'm going to get marr..
