What is Baywatch Speed?
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.
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When you take another person's face in your hands, one on each cheek, and lick their face from chin to forehead. This is almost al..
