What is Baywatch Speed?
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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To beat someone up so bad that they can't think straight or talk right
i'll beat your ass so bad that you'll be deconcen..