Baz

What is Baz?


1.

A housebound loner, bitter and twisted and prone to spontaneous abuse in the many chatrooms he frequents.

I wish Baz would leave B3ta, his joke is wearing thin.

2.

A common name for a variable used in programming examples or exercises. It ranks third in popularity after "foo" and "bar", respectively. In fact, it is generally only used when a third variable is needed for the exercise (i.e. foo and bar have already been used).

An exercise in pointers:

int foo;

int * bar = &foo;

int ** baz = &bar;

// (*baz == bar) now evaluates to true

3.

An overweight, alcoholic, unemployed chav or townie, most commonly encountered trying to start a fight in his local pub or getting sunburnt during a cheap holiday to Magaluf.

Baz (after 15 pints):'ere, you just spilled me bird. an' stop lookin' at me pint!

--

Brit Holiday Maker #1: Not much foreign culture on disply here, is there?

Brit Holiday Maker #2: No, the whole place is full of Baz's. We'll go somewhere more expensive next year.

4.

a verb meaning to vomit, or a noun meaning the substance that is ejected during the act of vomiting.

"I was on the bus and i was about to baz, I couldn't hold it in so i bazzed in my handbag" or: "Careful you don't stand in that baz" or: "Archibald, someone's bazzed in the corner, can you clean it up please?"

See vomit, sick, throw up, chunder, barf

5.

word used to call something, used in same way as 'shotgun'. you can re-baz a baz but may only do this once, otherwise void.

'baz first on pro evo'

'baz not washing up' 're-baz' 'baz not washing up'

See shotgun, bagsy, bags, bazz, reebs

6.

A working class townieof less than average intelligence. Term alludes to the characture Baz in the Fat Slags cartoons from vizcomics.

"Hey Baz hurry up and fuck us, me chips are getting cold"

See black flag

7.

Baz, Bazzed

Can be used as a verb to describe any action that is common (Ex. 1)

Can also replace any word in a conversation that has been forgotten or that you don't understand (Ex. 2)

Ex. 1: 'Hey, baz me that cat.'

Ex. 2: 'Can you baz that baz over here, there's a baz in my eye!'

See baz, verb, bazz, shazz, boss


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