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The turds that hurt really bad as you push them out. They sort of scrape and are slow moving.
Was sitting on the crapper last night ba..
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Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually..
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The act or process of two people simultaneously defecating on the saran wrapped face of a willing and able third party.
After consuming..
