What is Bbj?
1.
Acronym for "bare blow job," i.e., a blow job without a condom. Used by prostitutes and escorts in ads, e.g., on craigslist erotic services pages.
"Full service provider. BBJ 150 roses."
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2.
mostly used by young teens, meaning birthday blow-job. (a sexual birthday present)
"she's giving him a bbj for his 15th birthday."
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3.
Bottomless Blow Job. A Blow Job with a double meaning: Bottomless meaning no panties allowed, and Bottomless meaning endless or ends when you say so. It is literally the solution to all BJ issues and the bottomless aspect makes it much more convenient if you wish to receive more than just a BJ.
Friend one: Man I hate the time it takes for my girl to take off her panties after she gives me a BJ and we decide to bone.
Friend Two: Have you ever thought of having her give you a BBJ instead?
Friend one: Dude, you're a genius!
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Belly button job. Your body part of choice, whether it is finger, toe, or chode, is forced into your partner's belly button. Strange sounds may arise due to intense tickledge of the navel. Imagine the Pilsbury Dough Boy, it's quite the rush. It's known as the new 5th base.
Mr. Oz and K-slice were once wrestling when they began to give each other BBJs.
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5.
Receiving a blow job while the girl giving you the blow job feeds you crispy bacon.
Dude I totally got the best BBJ last night. That bacon was so delicious I almost jizzed in my pants.
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1. a big fat hippie
2. a really annoying or stupid person
3. a song made up by little kids that don't know anything
1. (IM convo)
gurl1- hey what's up?
gurl 2- I am so mad. I saw this bbj walkin down the street. That's not what was annoyin me. He tried to steal my money.
2. You are such a bbj!!
3. I saw my sister and her
bffs makin up this bbj.
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Belt-Bustin' Justin
Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts.
He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp"
He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom.
He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!"
If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke.
He'll offer you birthday sex.
He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you.
He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you.
He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you.
He hits on little girls and goths.
He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity.
FUCK BUDDY!
Memorable quotes:
"hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex"
Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ"
"I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!"
"I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!"
(Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly)
"I like SOAD,and have U2's new album"
"He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy"
"FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE"
"FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good)
"I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore"
"ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes"
"That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison'
What an idiot.
He's so fucking fat.
And has slanted eyes.
Wears sueded sneakers.
Thinks he's punkrock.
Is fat.
BBJ was trying to skateboard, and fell over, and broke his belt.
He also broke his belt while playiong hackysack.
And broke a stool, 'cause he's so fat.
"(insert random stupid incident performed by justin here), yeah he's a fucking idiot"
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