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The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.
Johnny was a volume schiz..
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Take an Oreo, lick the frosting off. Then, jizz on a piece and put it back together. Offer to a friend.
I was mad at Jim, so I gave hi..
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v. The drunken act of trying not to urinate on your hand while trying to pee and keep your balance. Usually requiring a very drunk ind..