Bdas

What is Bdas?


1.

Acronym: Big Dumb Animal Syndrome.

Used to define mostly football players and other athletes that are physically big and have a very low mental capacity. In many cases are also intellectually retarded.

Billy Bob may be the best football player on the team, but he suffers from a sever case of BDAS.

See big, dumb, retarded, football, athlete, syndrome, illness

2.

Acronym for "BMW Driver Asshole Syndrome"

The BMW is a German car brand popular with drug dealers and hooligans across Europe. Anyone with "something" small and the need to compensate tends to gravitate towards the BMW - the ultimate penis compensator.

As such the tendency to drive like a maniac and king of the road is extremely prevalent amongst BMW owners. Expect them to overtake at 40% the speed limit, cut you up on off ramps and to park on the side walk by a hospital or school as they feel fit.

Many psychiatrists believe that owning a BMW is a reflex action to draw attention to the owner. Having no "physical attributes" to speak of, BMW owners must compensate somehow and 1/2 ton of metal seems to do the trick.

A: "That guy just cut up an ambulance, gave the finger to a bus full of nuns and parked by the no parking sign in front of a school for the blind"

B: "Oh, don't worry about him, he's got BDAS - did you expect otherwise?"

See bmw, bads, asshole, git, spaz, wanker, german, pole, european car, twat, tosser, arsehole


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