What is Beach?
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(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your
Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!
2.
Where everyone would like to live forever
- Oh man, lets go to the beach and meet some girls.
- Ok, there are always hot girls in bikini in the beach
3.
The best place on the planet. also see
Calming and soothing
Surfer girl 1:OMG i luv the beach
Syrfer Girl 2:OMG ur so right its the best place EVER!
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4.
Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.
I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.
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Beach is a nicer way of expressing your anger. It can be said in place of any "bad" word that you can think of. Whenever your thinking a "bad" thought, it is always nice to resort to beach. Mostly because there might be children around. Also, it doesn't give you the risk of saying something you would regret. A little too often, we take out our anger on beloved family members. By using beach, you are staying away from those "bad" words and taking out your anger in a good way.
Beach!
That beach!
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It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!
The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.
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The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.
I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.
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