Beach Bum

What is Beach Bum?


1.

Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) Homeless

2) A kid on summer break

3) A pervert

4) A drunk

5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break

Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.

See beach, surfer, homeless, a drunk, loser

2.

Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.

Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!

The beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.

See beach, bum, shower, dirty


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