What is Beach Bum?
1.
Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:
1) Homeless
2) A kid on summer break
3) A pervert
4) A drunk
5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break
Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.
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2.
Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.
Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!
The
beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.
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