Beach Crumbs

What is Beach Crumbs?


1.

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

See perinium, chode, beach, taint, poo


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