Beach Dick

What is Beach Dick?


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The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!

Hey fatass,look at beach dick...his headphones are nice.

See lift, gym, beach, joke, tan


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