What is Beach Herpes?
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The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.
"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"
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A one-trick pony who has worn out his one trick, or, in fact, never had a trick at all.
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