Beach Herpes

What is Beach Herpes?

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.

"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"

See herpes, beach, rash, sand, salt, ocean

Monsees

1. n. pl. 1. Semen stain schrapnel that is most clearly seen or visible (usually glowing) under black-light conditions. 2. Masturbatory e..

Mugwhomp

1. A very ugly/homely girl. OMG what happened to Kim? She use to be attractive but now she's a total mugwhomp. See ugly, homely, gro..

Unsinkable Molly Brown

1. A turd that cannot be flushed. Damn! Who clogged up the toilet? That is one unsinkable molly brown! See poop, flush, clog, toilet, log..

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