Beach Herpes

What is Beach Herpes?

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.

"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"

See herpes, beach, rash, sand, salt, ocean

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