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When fucking a girl doggy style right before you finish you put your dick in her ass and yell, "El Bandito!"
My girl is mad c..
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Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.
Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.
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crazy fast spandex wearing skiers on cross country trails who hog the trail as they breeze past you.
(falling down) God Damn Spandex Na..
