What is Beach Stat?
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status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.
Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.
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One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.
That man is a real rocket scientologist.
See Chad..
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a tramps tea
sandwich found in a bin
'check out that crobos bin sandwich, its got limp lettuce!'
"aww i could kill for..
