What is Beach Stat?
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status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.
Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.
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A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.
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The lights that still haven't been taken down from Christmas because the owners are too lazy.
Gee, Mum, probably time to take down..
