Beach Stat

What is Beach Stat?


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status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

See food drunk, stuffed


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