What is Beach Stat?
1.
status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.
Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.
See
Random Words:
1.
This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.
Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you&apo..
1.
A cup of hot water. or otherwise in most cases a very loose vagina...
wow that pussy was loose. id rather fuck a "hot cup of water..
