Beach Stat

What is Beach Stat?


1.

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

See food drunk, stuffed


36

Random Words:

1. Look-did (Look-did) v. The past tense of the verb, look. DAMN, she lookdid turkish or somthin'. See lookdid, look..
1. Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esthe..
1. A euphemism for ear wax. I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet! See ear, gold, wax, miner..