Beachcomber

What is Beachcomber?


1.

1.A person who spends every waking moment of their life at the beach. 2.

They are usually very tan, have lots of sunburns, or many freckles. 3.They usually own a sun hat of some sort and wear it to the beach often.

4.If they are not tan, they they are always slabbing on lots of sunscreen all over themselves, especially their faces.

5.The best example of a beachcomber would be a partially large man you see at the beach all the time. He wears the same red and white striped boxers or speedo. When he's not in the water (which he usually is), he's eating, playing with the sand, or trying hard to get half a tan.

Ew, mom, I'm not going to Nantasket Beach! It's filled with tons of beachcombers!

Hey, see that man over there? He is SUCH a beachcomber! I see him here every time I come to the beach.

See beach bum, islander, loser, beacher, walrus

2.

a place where people that are gods work or used to work

robbie and jake used to work at the beachcomber, they are gods

See robbie, jake, beachcomber, gods, work, Laxy

3.

A real estate agency located on Hooper Avenue in Brick, New Jersey

My house is listed for sale by Beachcomber Realty.

See beachcomber, beachcombing, sheed, beach


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