Beached Edit Meaning

1.

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.

Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?

Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.

See drunk, high, hammered, blitzed, beached whale

2.

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

See played

3.

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being

Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"

guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

See stoned, beach, stoner, baked, cones

4.

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

See beach, beached, beaching, toilet, wow

5.

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

See shit, lapped, fish out of water

6.

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

See full, replete, stuffed, satisfied

7.

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

See fat, huge, whale, flabby, obese