What is Beached As?
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when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
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Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
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A form of professional masturbation that can only be accomplished by the elites, requiring intense meditation and training. You begin by..
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A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.
See samandfuzzy for further details. And a few laughs.
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