What is Beached As?
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when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
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Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
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Formerly known as "The Heisman". To deny someone, or ignore them. To put your hand up in their face as if to mute someone.
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When a man ties a woman's hands to a fan, inserts his cock in her cooter, and turns the fan on.
Man, dat bitch be whinin', I&..
