What is Beached As?
1.
when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
See
2.
Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
See
Random Words:
1.
See definitions for UVA, as the Va. Tech students who made those definitions struggled with the spelling of "university".
I g..
1.
an expression of amazement, similar to "what the fuck".
"so me and sarah were on the bus, and the 20, the 7, AND the 1..
1.
1. A girl who is inactive during sex.
2. A girl who is hard to get into bed.
"Fuck, I'm banging away missionary for like 40 ..