What is Beached As?
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when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
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Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
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A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came ..
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when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool
Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car
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