Beached As

What is Beached As?


1.

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.

On a side note, Whales cant chew.

I'm beached as bro!

See beached, whale, seagull, plankton, bucket, hose, chips, water

2.

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

See screwed, fucked, poked, in trouble


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