Beached Ass

What is Beached Ass?

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1ease Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.

2e on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

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