Beached Porpoise

What is Beached Porpoise?


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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.

John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?

Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.

See anal sex, donkey punch, bucking bronco, back door


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