What is Beached Porpoise?
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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
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One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.
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an exclamation of pain or anguish.
*boy falls*
Boy: Ouches in the louches!!
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