What is Beached Porpoise?
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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
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Random Words:
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Binary for 1337. Show this to a supposedly "1337" lamer and watch his head explode.
Yo, "hacker." 10100111001.
-ha..
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derivative of golden shower with added lemonade
customer 'could I have a Golden Shandy please'
bar person - widdles on you ..
