What is Beached Porpoise?
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Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
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1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.
2. Severely beating someone up.
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A good phrase for rubbing salt in to the wound. To add insult to injury.
(James has just won Guess Who 5-0)
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