What is Beached Whale?
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the period of time between which a fat chick has attempted a difficult move on the dance floor, spanning to when an ambulance arrives at the scene to work the jaws of life on her mangled body
the fat chick is a pitiful sight, and her immobile mass and mournful groans resemble a beached whale
hey man, moshgirl tried to do 'the worm', but all that came out of it was a beached whale
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When you take a dump while sitting on the toilet backwards so that your fecal matter ends up on the dry part of the toilet and not in the water.
Last time I used Gabe's bathroom I left a gnarly beached whale.
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Following the big Mexican dinner, Jim put a Beached Whale in the toilet.
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The stench of Jim's Beached Whale rose from the toilet bowl.
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When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.
"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."
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An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.
"Whoa! look at that beached whale"
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Originally from Virginia, this extremely large beast migrated across the country for a short period of time and now burdens the east coast once again. While in California, she not only damaged people's lives, but she also left the town's roads in shambles. The city started restoring it's once peaceful and unharmed streets recently. They estimate that it will take no less than 5 years to repair.
Who ever would've thought a beached whale could walk?
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A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.
Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.
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