What is Beaching A Turd?
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To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
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A man to hug and kiss
(Bart calls Moe in Episode 9F06 - New Kid on the Block)
Bart rings Moe......
Moe: Yeah, just a sec; I’ll check..