Beaching A Turd

What is Beaching A Turd?

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To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

See turd, whale, beach, shit, donkey punch
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