Beaching One

What is Beaching One?


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The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

See crap, shit, dump, upper deck


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