What is Beagle?
1.
A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.
OR
A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.
"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"
"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"
2.
A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.
Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.
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3.
A breakfast food. Shaped like a donut, delicious when smothered in cream cheese. A common mispronunciation is "bagel".
You: What are you eating?
Me: A beagle. Yummm.
You: Oh, that is just sick!
Me: But it's got cream cheese!
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4.
a true hustler. he hunts fish down and retrieves them cuz thats where the food is at.
yo what up beagle, what the bank statements today?
5.
(-verb)
To be investigated for the scent of illicit substances by a canine, specifically of the Beagle breed (used in Australian airports). (Past tense: 'Beagled')
"Dude, great to see you!.. Why did it take you so long to get through customs???"
"I got bloody beagled and the cops spent an hour going through my bags and giving me the third degree. Next time I leave Amsterdam I'm going to make sure I've washed all my clothes"
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6.
Some one who has either
No Pubes
A high annoying voice
for the latter example when calling someone a Beagle you usually say it in a high tone of voice
Fred: That fat kids such a beagle
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7.
a slang term used by the
it is a slang term for a blow job
damn, that ho gave me the best beagle i ever had...
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