What is Beaked?
1.
A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.
"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"
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2.
To get punched in the nose
If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.
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3.
To freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.
Wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.
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4.
The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.
Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)
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5.
When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.
I got beaked!
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6.
Angry, agitated, upset, totally pissed off. Derived from the phrase "Getting your Beak out of joint."
Dude, the wad was totally Beaked when you kicked him in the nutsack!
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